Gettin’ Down with Groovy Jesus of the Infinite Beyond

23 04 2011

Use your Freedom of Choice

Please be advised that Dr Quantum will not be referring to Jesus as the Funky Banana over Easter. It simply wouldn’t be proper. Nor will we be employing the term J-Dog. Well of course the Jewish Bling King from Jerusalem is all that and more. Now I am sorry if you are shocked to learn that Jesus was Jewish. I mean . . . is the Pope a Catholic?

Well funky hipsters here’s the thing you see . . .are we gettin’ down with Jesus or is Jesus gettin down with us?  It is time for all rational funky hipsters to understand some of the astonishing implications of Quantum Theory. Part of this wake up and smell the fair-trade organic coffee of the New Age Dawn is the enormous hole that has been left by quantum theory in our common, garden, ordinary reality. Reality ain’t what it used to be hipsters. The whole thing’s been blown wide open.

Any dinosaurs who still cling to the outmoded notion that God is dead and all that crusty old boring stuff . . . well seriously you need to wake up, eat a banana hanging upside down in your pyjamas. . . meditate the electric Zen mystical Jesus holographic fractal of infinite possibility and then call the ancient God-Goddess of the multi-dimensional order of hypnotic cave dwellers on your iPhone. That’s ASAP by the way. And that’s just for starters. No time Toulouse Latrec. Qui?

It is tempting to imagine that if Jesus were alive today he would be hounded by the Paparazzi who would slavishly follow his every move. Grainy photographs of Jesus holidaying on a yacht off some dreamy Greek island would appear in the pages of OK! Magazine. He would announce his brilliance by slashing the dank walls of subways with neon graffiti for the astonished gaze of early morning commuters. You are where you are RIGHT NOW!!! Or maybe he would be getting paid $15 million dollars a movie for the pleasure of blowing the minds of star-struck hypnotized millions across the planet. Jesus is working late in the lab tonight developing a cure for a rare tropical disease. He is splitting the atom. Jesus works at my favourite cafe . . .he does the most amazing hearts in the crema.

The tragic beauty of the hipster romance with life is that,  as exciting as good old science can be the quantum reality is the science of the NOW! Age . . . wherein it is written, that there is more than enough room in what phycisist David Bohm calls the implicate order, for Gods and Goddesses unlimited to be rolling around practicing tantric sumo love wrestling inside a petunia. The really weird part is that on some level that is definitely going on. Enjoy the view. And hey you know . . . to quote the Doobies: Jesus is just alright with me.

If you don’t want to believe in the Jesus story because your egoic reality has been infected with a bunch of rationalist dogma. . .  If you have chosen 2 believe the rationalist myth of so-called science, just relax for a moment. Yes you are probably a bit of a cubist block-head. Look . . .you bought the lie. It’s OK! We all did. So put your feet up and give yourself a break . . .hey it’s Easter. Go ahead, have a quiet moment with infinity. Pour yourself a drop of eternal wine. Put your hand in the hand of the man who walked on the water . . . and shake it babay. He’s a hip cool swingin groovy guy. I’m down wid it. I’m down wid Jesus. Hell . . . I’m down wid the Lord. And um . . . when quantum systems interact they become mutually entangled.

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Errr. . . how about some more of that chocolate egg dude. And Jesus is down wid me. Now hit it!

 

{Dr Quantum’s Previous Posts are Available from Archives at top of page – just select the month you want from the menu of months and you will have a page full of posts for that month. To help you in your selection here is a list of posts from recent months. Dr Quantum’s recommendations are highlighted

April

  • Gettin Down with Groovy Jesus of the Infinite Beyond
  • Earth Healing Project for Swingers
  • Sustainable Communities & The Fearless Vampire Killers
  • The New Love Story for the Future – Updating Adam Smith

March

  • Earthship Gaia – Time to Transcend, time to Evolve Already
  • Quantum Burger with the lot – The Star Trek Model for Sustainable Development
  • Back After 65 Million Years! Mass Extinction – Time for Code Green
  • Earthquakes Floods Fires TsunamisVolcanoes Disease Revolution – This is the End my Friend

February

  • Healing Cancer with Tumeric . . . The Good News & The Bad
  • Quantum Revolution – People Power on The Planet – On Amazon for only $7.53
  • The Revolution is now Being Televised

November 2010

  • Planet for Sale – Nice Quiet Location

You can find all of the above posts by clicking on Archives at the top RH corner of any page and selecting the month you want.

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