A Message from The Tree of Golden Light?

19 11 2012

Tree of Light by Tang Yau Hoong

Searching for some new inspiration these last few days. Watched that excellent film: Across The Universe with all those fabulous sets and Beatles songs (let it Be embedded below) . . . and stumbled across a website called The Tree of Golden light which purports to contain channeled thoughts and words of a a variety of Highly Evolved beings. You may find the following inspirational. You will note reference to “the ascension”. There is a suggestion that some of us are about to be tele-ported off the Earth to a (much) greater level of freedom and fulfillment.  There are a lot of channeled transcripts there if you happen to be curious. Dr Quantum’s Lime Flavoured Revolution does not endorse the idea of ascension specifically in this context. There is also reference to extraterrestrials and the Intergalactic Federation . . . You will have to make up your own mind. Check it out below Source:  Tree of The Golden Light

The old paradigm is collapsing beyond the point where it can be re-established, and we are ready to help you bring the new one into being. Indeed, behind the scenes much has been going on to this end and has advanced quite quickly. We continue to make more appearances in your skies than ever before, and when we can finally commence our flyovers we know they will be well received. We feel that at last you are beginning to relax and accept things as they happen, knowing that all is in order and you will benefit from our assistance which will speed matters up. Whatever is required to take place this side of Ascension will come about as intended.

We wish that your media was released from the grip of those who adulterate your news, often deliberately distorting the facts to mislead you. Also so many laws have been introduced will be changed so that you have more freedom of information, and that no longer will secrecy be allowed as an excuse to hide the truth. The extent to which you have been kept in the dark is way beyond what you suspect, and you will be astonished at what has been developed for your Space programs. With the help of Extraterrestrials amazing advancements have been made in Space travel, as you will learn. Presently quite a few craft you see in your skies are your own, that you have been prevented from knowing about.

I am SaLuSa from Sirius, and looking forward to the occasion when we can meet you and exchange friendly greetings. You will easily take to us as we are you from a higher level of consciousness. We have so much to share with you, and it will be a wonderful time. Our love freely flows to you at all times.

Five Bizarre Secrets About Karl Marx

24 03 2012

Karl - The Most Famous Marx Brother

Capitalism for Dummies

Bizarre Marx secret No’1 Karl Marx was the president of the Beatles fan-club and YET he died in 1883. There is only one explanation for this: Time travel. Marx reckoned capitalism was fatally flawed. He predicted that due to the exploitation of the workers by the Capitalist class – i.e.those who own all the factories and machines – A.K.A. the means of production . . .that the workers would rise up and have a revolution, AKA the Revolution of The Proletariat. Guy was waaaay ahead of his time. It would be like standing up today and claiming there is a FREE energy device that you could practically make in your back yard or basement, that would by-pass the need for burning fossil fuels etc. Most people wouldn’t believe you. And then if you confidently predicted that people and companies who had bought up the patents and suppressed the technology for such free energy devices would be tried and found guilty of crimes against humanity . . .in the not too distant future . . .that would be time travel. So hey?! . . .trust the Quantum Flux Marx was a big Beatles fan. It was Capitalism for Dummies

Bizarre Marx secret No’2: Marx liked dressing up in Women’s clothing. He would play dress-ups and had a hit drag act in Paris in 1842. But what he was REALLY doing was promoting a Revolution of The Proletariat.  According to the Marxist theory such a revolution would take back the capital used to make stuff and put it in the hands the workers. This Marx said would be a Socialist Society. Marx said the eternal social conflict is a class war. This was on the evolutionary road to a classless society of peace love and mung beans which Marx described as Communism. What he didn’t realize was that the real class war would be between young working class boys & girls queueing up outside clubs and door bouncers from the Pacific Islands whose homes were about to be flooded by global warming due to the burning of fossil fuels. This highlighted the need for a science of complexity. In the future it would all be so clear. it’s Capitalism for Dummies

Bizarre Marx secret No’3: Marx was a deeply spiritual man.  But he pretended to be an Athiest. While promoting free love, free muesli and free money Marx had secretly founded the Pyramid Church for Rock & Roll and Jimi Hendrix incorporating video games the alphabet and whales. But what he said was Religion is poison. This is because he could see that as a socially constructed project religion was working hand in glove with the capitalists to keep the worker bees in a straight line. That worked well. Actually he used to have secret drinks with Jesus and the Buddha every Friday night. He would attend these drinks nights in full drag. Apart from being a pointy hatted wizard he was as gay as a maypole. Clearly it is Capitalism for Dummies

Bizarre Marx secret No’4: Marx was actually a visitor from another galaxy. He was a spaceman. He was also Jewish. Does this mean there are Jewish people on other planets? We’re not getting into the whole Zionist thing here. People get very offended about all this stuff. No one is quite sure how this works in fact. But . . .yep he was a little green man alright. Space people know all about Capitalism for Dummies

Bizarre Mark Secret No’5: Marx said that having ideas was useless and what mattered was action. This statement spurred on Lennin in Russia (October Revolution 1917) and Mao Tse Tung in China to form the pure classless Communist utopia by 1949. Interestingly. The only problem with this ideas are useless riff is that all he ever did was write books, articles and movie scripts for Hollywood. The actual truth is there is nothing as powerful as a Lime Flavoured Revolution whose time has come. The idea comes FIRST. Then people actually start doing stuff. Idea FIRST. Action SECOND. Idea FIRST. Action SECOND. Idea FIRST Action SECOND. Comprendez? Yes it’s Capitalism for Dummies

a LIME flaVouRED rEvolution Pt 4

20 03 2012

Today I Will Hug a Few Trees

Today I will hug a few trees . . . and send extra happy greetings to the Space People in the cloud above the backyard pool in which stands  . . .both erect and pregnant . . . the sword of The Lady OF the Lake.

I worry about the chlorine though. How’s that lady doing down there I wonder? Maybe i should take her some tea and biscuits? And what happens to tea and biscuits when you submerge them in a swimming pool?  I am sure you can begin to appreciate some of the logistical problems involved in having The Lady of The Lake in your swimming pool. Yes, it’s tough. Should I ask for your guilt? Your shame?  NO! Just keep dancing dangerously close to the water, dance to the Samba Rhythms – boom boom boom-boom-boom. We just might get a chance to grab that sword. Anyone can do it. But first (now don’t laugh) you will have to walk on the water. I know, I know. There’s no faking this of course. We have cameras set up all over the place so the water walker(s) will be filmed. THEN . . .you need to get the sword. But, good news! It’s not nearly as hard as it sounds. Come on over for the party and we will share delicious secrets. This is after all The Age of The Woolworths Buddha. Oh God I think I’ve done it again. Call my frickin agent! And what about those space people? Don’t worry! They know what to do. Note to self: Today I Will Hug a Few Trees


20 03 2012

Money Will Mysteriously Appear in Your Bank Account

There is a general feeling among the citizenry of the world that it is time for Lime

There is a general feeling among the citizenry of the world that it is time for a refreshing change. The time has come. This is a Lime Flavoured Revolution. Make no mistake. There is nothing as powerful as a LIME FLAVOURED REVOLUTION whose time has come. But remember – Cherry is already taken. Lime is the go. You don’t want to be disappointed when you finally get to the ice cream counter and the guy just looks at you as if in a dream and says in kinda slow motion  . . .CHERRY HAS BEEN EATEN BY THE ZWORgS. And then the floor opens up and you are swallowed as you slide down a chute into the frozen vacuum of black space screaming . . .

Except you you can’t scream because there is no air in the vacuum of space and you wake up screaming but not being able to scream. In a heavy sweat. You can avoid ALL THAT by just letting the guy know you want the LIME. The beautiful LIME. Mmmmmmm Lime Yummy.  It’s Dr Quantum’s Lime fLAVOURED Revolution and it is . . .tasty and zesty and VERY cool. The Lime Flavoured Revolution is your friend in need. Oh Kay! In fact if you say the words: Dr Quantum’s Lime Revolution three times there is a 90% chance that money will appear in your bank account. Bizarre but true.There is a general feeling among the citizenry of the world that it is time for Lime

A Lime Flavoured Revolution Pt 2

20 03 2012

Psychedelic Dwarf by Cru The Dwarf at Deviant Art dot com

It’s Time For a Lime Flavoured Revolution

Here are the facts as well as they can be stated without ingesting psychedelics.

The world has been hijacked by the merchant class. This may sound innocent enough. But it isn’t. It must be understood that far from being “upper-class” commercial agents . . .or merchants as they are also known are not even in the top half of society. To understand this a little better it might be valuable to refer to a culture far more ancient than the Western model – the classic Hindu social system. In the ancient Hindu system what is known as the Caste System or Varna Asram Dharma, it must be understood that as a general proposition merchants are a low lot.It is also worth comprehending in this context that the ancients had allocated the job of protecting the people from the ravages of the greedy merchant class to the warrior caste – the politicians, police and military. Well . . .we can see how the ruling political classes around the world have been corrupted by the mighty dollar. Hence the Warriors have allowed Dracula to be put in charge of the blood bank. It’s called Free Market Economics. Privatization of everything and is what is now becoming evident as Corporate Fascism.

Merchants. A low lot. And by their fruits they are now known. Ecocide, pollution, grubby materialism and the butchering of the Earth. These filthy badgers will reduce the width of toilet paper rolls by 1mm to save a few million bucks across their global operations. Think about this long and hard. Toilet paper is shrinking and it’s got nowhere to go but invisible. The more of it that shrinks the less of it there is you see. The endgame is that the merchant global elites will have us all sticking our fingers up our own bums while we tell ourselves that what we are really doing is sitting down to a five course meal at a white tablecloth restaurant. But how did it happen and what can we do about it? How it happened is waaaaay more complicated than what we can do about it. To cut a long story short we gave our power away to the merchant class in believing their lies when they said that the market is God and it knows, purely and best how to regulate all things. An epic fail if ever there was one.  Let’s just say that a Lime Flavoured Revolution is what is needed. Why Lime? Well the thing is Cherry was taken.

Let’s just put it this way . . .while no one was watching a whole army of grey skinned sociopathic lizard men crept into the supermarkets of the world under cover of darkness. They undid all the toilet paper. Unrolled all the rolls and then trimmed them by 1mm. They were helped by a gang of mechanical elves. True. See video below.They thought no one was watching, but they are wrong. Look into these pages and read the terrible truth. There are endless cases of toilet roll snipers with scissors in hand who are actively trimming the rolls – even as we speak. Have I told you about the instant coffee taxers? Did you know about the milk pilfering? The beer bubble bashers? The . . . the . . . the . . .there are so many of them. The snippers and the clippers and the pippers are out of control. It’s time we pulled them up in their tracks. Caught them red-handed. Pushed them back at the gates. Oh Hello! It’s time for a LIME Flavoured Revolution!

A Lime Flavoured Revolution Pt 1

20 03 2012

Celebrating The Lime Flavoured Revolution – In a Pink Caddy

Because we need a refreshing change

Why Lime? Firstly because cherry was taken and perhaps of equal valence because we need a refreshing change. And there are what might be termed marketing considerations here. Sad perhaps but happily true nevertheless. Is it really required that one must take a position? Sounds dangerous. Why not defer indefinitely? You’ll be so glad you did.

If you Google the term LIME FLAVOURED REVOLUTION you will find no pre-existing reference to Lime Flavoured Revolution on the internet. You read it here first. (even if you use the American spelling for flavoured i.e. flavored) Here’s the thing. You may find yourself giving in to despair on a bad day when you realize that, try as you might you just can’t come up with a new idea that doesn’t already exist. Try it! Three words that make sense that aren’t already on the internet. Game on. Well . . .here it is. You are witnessing the birth of something rare and marvelous that confidently demands it’s place on the electronic pathways of this hyper wired world. Something that plugs right into the Central Nervous System of hip cool humans everywhere and says . . .hey baby, let’s paaarty. Oh BEHAVE! Cum celebrate a Lime Flavoured Revolution for it is the refreshing change we need. A Lime Flavoured Revolution should also be a portal to the fabulous Sixties  – or it just isn’t a Lime Flavoured Revolution and Dr Quantum should know. Oh Hello! because we need a refreshing change

What has this got to do with the spacemen hiding in a cloud above my backyard swimming pool? More about this later . But for now we MUST ask ourselves . . .  what is a Lime Flavoured Revolution? Good question.  Well . . . first it does have a political side, for sure. The world has lurched into filthy corporate fascism – what to do? Secondly it’s a refreshing change. But right now, if you click on any of the links on this page you will not lose this page. That IS Lime Flavoured and it’s an Evolutionary Revolutionary thing to do. Dr Quantum is a radical conservative. Oh yes. And this is the evolution of the revolution. Click away and discover the universe. < THAT Link is mysteriously exciting – because we need a refreshing change

Link here for Dr Quantum’s A Lime Flavoured Revolution Pt 2

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Link here for Dr Quantum’s Lime Flavoured Revolution Pt 5

Gotye video enterTRAINment. Yes folks it’s enterTRAINment. Go on then . . .Pour yourself another lime flavoured beverage & groove-clickon right here with Dr Quantum’s Lime Flavoured Revolution. Because we need a refreshing change

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